My Countdown

423 bitches

  -me 

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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flyinggayflag:

nbhd-hoodlums:

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

Imagine having a boyfriend

Imagine all the people 

augustussinfinity:

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

I’M ACTUALLY DYING OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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scottdelgado:

everyone hates teen wolf until they start watching teen wolf

unfollovving:

chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!

Nash Grier would be so happy

yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

Anónimo asked:
i really wanna get gangbanged by the wanted. i know they all died in a fire like 4 years ago but my mom says i cant go to school if i dont do this. please help me get in touch with the wanted. i need their help. my asshole needs their help. every hole needs their help. PLEASE HELP ME LEVI I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND GET AN EDUCATION PLEASE HELP ME

imbritishwhatcanisay replied:

tylerchokely:

mydrunkkitchen:

YOU’RE SIMPLY THE ZEST

BETTER THAN ALL THE REST

(Turkey Bacon Bites)

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